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  • Things Fall Apart, Everything Good will come, The Famished Road, Roots, Honour Among Thieves, As the crow flies, Who wants to be a Millionaire, Avatar, Boondocks Boyz II Men TLC Adele Alanis Macy Gray Ti Oluwa Nile Checkmate House M.D. I know what you did last summer Leverage Lat-Mo, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole, BeatFM, CoolFM,

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Antonyms of a Mirage - Cover and Book Trailer

A preview from ‘In My Pocket’

‘Goshe – A short form of Shokolokobangoshe
Scenario 2
Mummy Bobo: Olowo ori mi (owner of my head), how was that favourite food of yours that I made for you? I am sure you enjoyed it. I have come to tell you about Bobo, your son. He is about to write his SSCE exams. The other day, I heard my senior wife bragging to her cousin that kola, her son, made all his papers two years ago because he is hardworking and brilliant. She then said she is sure Bobo will do the opposite and fail woefully. Olowo ori mi, please, don't let my enemies laugh at me. I know you can help me get the exam questions on the eve of every exam paper. This is the only way Bobo will be able to prove her wrong and shut her mouth forever. Daddy Bobo, you always say you love me more than my senior wife and if you really mean that, you will not let her have the last laugh over me.

Chief Goshe: Woman! Woman!! Woman!!! I have always warned you about this Bobo of a boy, but you will never listen to me. You spoil him too much, I hope he won't be the source of your downfall in future. Anyway, I will give you what you request, after which he will go to the UK to start his foundation course. You better warn your son to buckle up now, because there is no way I will fly over to meet David Cameron to organize exam papers by the time he gets to the UK. A word is enough for the wise. For now, the exam questions are not a problem. I have the education sector IN MY POCKET!

Thursday, April 19, 2012

You Look Like A Modeler! Do You mod? WHO IS A ROLE MODEL?


Love her or hate her, Linda Ikeji is a very assured young woman. She has been trending on Twitter all day because of the below post which i am reproducing in its entirety as a show of support to someone who despite the odds overcame all obstacles to become successful at what she does. The below story is filled with classic quotes that we will be repeating for years to come. Thank you, Linda.

TV host Toke Makinwa doesn’t think I’m a role model. Urm, OK…:-)


                                                                    Toke Makinwa (Left) Linda Ikeji (Right)

Ghen ghen, fight between Linda Ikeji and Toke Makinwa. Lol. Unfortunately I don’t really know who she is…never met her…only seen her Flytime interviews. I hear she’s also a radio presenter…and apparently she said on radio recently that I am not a role model…
Here’s how Thenetng is reporting it:
Popular radio and TV presenter Toke Makinwa has aired her thoughts about popular blogger and former model Linda Ikeji stating she ‘doesn’t think Linda Ikeji is a role model’.

Little known Makinwa who works as a radio presenter on popular urban radio station Rhythm 93.7 dropped her comments on air while she was co-anchoring ‘The Morning Drive’ recently.
I don’t think Linda Ikeji is a role model. She’s a gossiper, She sells gossip’, Makinwa said on the show and even appealed to her listeners not to take the likes of popular US blogger Perez Hilton and Miss Ikeji seriously.


Well, she’s entitled to her opinion. I have nothing against that statement…I understand where she’s coming from. Some of the posts hurt people, some help people. It’s the media, it’s the job I chose. Like every other job, it has its advantages and disadvantageous. You win some, you lose some. I get it. I accept it.
It’s times like this I almost forget who I am…but then I remember where I’m coming from and I smile. Let me tell you guys a story. Please continue…

It was early 2000, I was 19 years old, in my second year at the University of Lagos. I’d been a model for about a year and a half then. Modeling back then didn’t pay a lot. Sometimes you eat, sometimes you can’t find food. Sometimes you had money, sometimes you will have to beg for it. I’m not from a rich home. I started struggling since I was 17 to support my family. So I kinda hard a tough life growing up but I kept working, doing all sorts of modeling jobs, ushering, fashion shows, and at one point I sold beer at a hotel. I’d leave lectures, go to a hotel and sell beer from 1pm till 10pm. I did this for a few months. It wasn’t easy but I had to survive. One of the things I said to myself back then was, the day I sell my body to a man for money, may God strike me dead. I was determined to make it on my own, never let any man take my dignity. In those days, most young girls had an aristo…I was never one of those girls. I would rather starve or beg for food than give my body to a man for money.
So back to my story. It was early 2000, I hadn’t done any modeling jobs in a bit. I didn’t have any money in school, hadn’t ate a proper meal in days, there was no money at home…my sister called and asked if I could send money home…didn’t have any. I wondered what to do…then I thought of this aristo who had been chasing me for months now…old man…married…rich…in his fifties. I said to myself, why don’t you call him and beg him for money. Tell a lie, say you need it to go to the hospital ‘cos you’re sick or something that desperate. Which was what I did. What he said to me was ‘you know I like you. I don’t know why you’re behaving like a child. You need someone to take care of you blah blah blah’. Eventually he said I should meet him at a hotel. I will never forget that hotel…Ambassadors hotel in Ikoyi. I was apprehensive about going but I was desperate…I said to myself what’s the worse that can happen? It’s not like he will rape you and there was no way in hell I would sleep with him, so I figured even if he didn’t give me the money I asked for, at least he would give me money for transport fare to go back home…that transport fare was what I was looking forward to honestly. I didn’t have a dime on me, in fact I borrowed small money from a friend to go to the hotel.
So when I got there, he bought me hotel food (my first real meal in days…:-)) and after I was done eating, he made his move. I shoved him off. He kept trying and I kept pushing him away and after a while he got angry and said something like, why did you come here then? Are you a child? He was angry that I made him pay for a hotel room, spent money on food etc and not give him what he wanted. So he got up to leave…and I told him I didn’t have any money to go back to school. If looks could kill, I would have died in that moment he turned to look at me. He left the hotel room, and I followed him. I kept begging and trying to explain to him that I didn’t have transport to go back, he didn’t say a word to me as he entered his vehicle and drove off.
I stood in front of the hotel wondering how I was going to get back to school. All I had on me was N15. N15 wasn’t going to take me from Ikoyi to Akoka. In my plans, I never imagined that I wasn’t going to at least get a few thousands from him. I’d seen this guy before…he was a friend’s boss. He owned a media business back then and every time I went to see this friend, this man would call me into his office…tell me how pretty I am, how much he likes me and how well he can take care of me. And he always gave me 5k whenever I was ready to leave his office. But this time I was the one who called him…so he must have figured I was ready to give in. We both misunderstood each other, I guess…:-)
Anyway, after standing in front of the hotel for a few minutes, I went back in and saw a young man at the front desk. I explained my situation to him…he was kind enough to give me N100 and that was the money that took me half way home. By the time I got to Yaba, I’d run out of cash, so I trekked from Yaba bus stop to UNILAG Akoka. I remember saying to myself while I was trekking with tears in my eyes, that one day I’m going to make something of myself…every money I make in this world would be my own hard earned money…I don’t care how bad it gets, no man is ever going to take away my self respect…that’s all I have!
And that’s the way I lived. Determined to make it in life. On my own terms. As my own woman. I kept struggling and struggling until God finally blessed me. Now I have more money than I even know what to do with it. I make millions of naira from what I love doing…blogging. The best part of all this is that I would blog for free. Now I don’t chase money anymore…it chases me. It’s not even just about the money, it’s the great friends I’ve met via this blog, the wonderful people I interact with here, the freebies I get. How much of a big deal I am to some people. How some people see me in person and scream with excitement and want to take photos with me. Sometimes I pinch myself…I almost can’t believe this is my life.
Once in a while I think of that 19 year old girl who trekked for miles to school because she would not sell her body and I say to her, we made it, Linda, we made it!
So maybe I’m not a role model in terms of what I do, but I know I’m definitely a role model as a young woman. To all the young girls out there, if you’re reading this, you can make it on your own. You don’t need to spread your legs for men, you don’t need these old married men who just take your glory. You’re strong, you’re beautiful, there’s nothing you can’t achieve on your own. God has given you something no one else has. Find what it is and build yourself. Don’t worry about what other girls around you have. Dignity is far more valuable than a range rover. Make it in life on your own terms and as your own woman, so that you can look back one day and be proud of who you were and who you are.
I wish every one well in their journey. God bless.


Linda Ikeji

Depressing Things

I really do not have anything to post about as i have over 12 drafts since i last came here but posting them will probably lead to a conflagration which i will be powerless to stop as my alter-ego has been around for a while and all he had to say were Depressing Things.

For Toin, sorry about your loss( your fine purple wrist-watch) but w thank God for the gift of life.

Che, i hope your nephew is a lot better now.

As to all, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DEPRESSED? PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS AS YOU NEVER CAN TELL WHO YOU MIGHT JUST BE HELPING TO SAVE A LIFE..

P:S: Yes i changed my address to dainjurer.blogspot.com

Monday, March 26, 2012

TO THE NEXT GENERATION FROM MY DEATH BED – Japheth Omojuwa

It has been a while i shared anything from another site or blog. I was prowling through the net and came across this thought-provoking article.

So enjoy if you haven't come across it yet. Nice one, Japheth.

TO THE NEXT GENERATION FROM MY DEATH BED – Japheth Omojuwa: To the next generation

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Been Long You Saw Me! Post Birthday Blues/Hug a Blogger Award.....

No No No! This post was not inspired by Wande Coal's new single. Though the title was(if i may confess).

Where had i been? I went back to school, blogging school that is, learning about SEO, monetization, tagging, labeling and other mundane matters n issues.

HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT MY RANDOM POST YET? CLICK HERE

I have for a couple of months pondered over the direction this blog was going to take, whether i should continue personalizing or make it professional with a defined slant and basis.

I was thinking that i should bless you all with free professional advice or continue blogging on random issues or whatever but the truth be told is that i really do not have the time to maintain two blogs unless i get a dedicated team behind me which i can not afford at the moment.

I am also thinking of moving over to Wordpress but the appeal of Blogger is still there. You might wonder where all this is coming from but i say to you, Change is the only constant in Life.

So while i was still pondering, my birthday came and went. No gifts allowed, no greetings wanted. Twas just a time to soliloquize and check personal and professional growth over the past 365 days..

Lest i forget, here is one hug a blogger award which i am presenting to the irrepressible and irresistible Toin as well as Luciano, MissPweddyFaceGingerCheDayor and AuntyJemima you rock girls.

So personal or professional? What do u think.?

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Adieu, Sam Aluko, Whitney Houston!

May the souls of Prof. Sam Aluko and Ms. Whitney Houston Rest in Peace.

Its painful that i never got to see Whitney live in concert. The Bodyguard, Waiting to Exhale and the Preacher's Wife were really nice movies and Kevin and Whitney's chemistry in the Bodyguard was electrifying and very believable. To think that she was only 48 years old puts a damper on what was otherwise an illustrious life, aside the addiction issues..( who does not have issues be the first to castigate her). My heart goes to Bobbi Kristina and i trust that her grand mum, who is still alive will instill the values in her that will guide her life..

This brings to a very serious issue: Is it better to remain single and fulfill the enormous potentials you have or get married to the wrong spouse and decrease the potentials to a trifling level rather than the giddy heights you were meant to get to?

Remember I love comments so kindly drop your responses t the above poser in the comments box. Thanks for stopping by.

Da Injurer.....

Sunday, February 5, 2012

25 RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME

1. I was born in March@ exactly 12 noon after a protracted labour of 12 hours(12AM to 12 PM)(narrowly  missed out on having my birthday every 4 years)

2. I love watching Tee-Vee.......( HOUSE M.D., GAME OF THRONES, ROME, LOST, HEROES, ETC...

Friday, January 20, 2012

THEY MIGHT HAVE WON ROUND 1 BUT THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES. WATCH OUT FOR THE TRAILER OF THE MOVIE"FUEL SUBSIDY", NOW SHOWING ON YOUTUBE AND FACEBOOK...


DEAR ALL READING THIS,

ITS WITH THE DEEPEST REGRETS THAT I ANNOUNCE THE DEATH OF SERIOUS OPPOSITION IN OUR GREAT COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA. WHY DO I  SAY SO?

REALLY, YOU ARE ASKING THAT? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? PLANET JUPITER OR MARS? I SAY SO BECAUSE THE NIGERIAN PEOPLE CAME OUT AND SPOKE WITH ONE VOICE BUT ABDULWAHEED OMAR AND PETER ESELE CHICKENED OUT OR WERE OVERWHELMED WITH SEEING ASO ROCK LIVE AND CAPITULATED BUT I DO NOT THINK SO AS MR ESELE HAS BEEN APPOINTED TO  PIB 24 HOURS AFTER CALLING OFF THE BIGGEST CARNIVAL IN THE HISTORY OF NIGERIA. (DONT KNOW WHAT THAT PIB IS, WHETHER PETROLUEM INDUSTRY BILL OR BOARD, WHATEVER).

Monday, January 16, 2012

The Speech that never came AS EARLIER SCHEDULED: THE WHOLE NINE YARDS INITIALLY.. WE ARE NOT FOOLED..WE SHALL#OCCUPY NIGERIA

Here is the recorded speech you are all going to watch and listen to later today wherever you are domiciled in this village we called the World but as  MY FRIENDS, THE Martians will call it, Earth.. Thank you, Sahara Reporters... same ni jare... Movie na him dem de use us act...boldening(is there such a word?), italics and underlining all mine..


 
Presidential Address On The  Implementation Of The Deregulation Policy In The Downstream Sector Of The Petroleum Industry, Sunday, January 15, 2012

Dear Compatriots,
1.This is the second time in two weeks I will address you on the deregulation of the downstream petroleum sector. In the last seven days, the nation has witnessed a disruption of economic activities.  Although, the economic imperatives for the policy have been well articulated by government, the Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC) and the Trade Union Congress (TUC) went ahead to declare a nationwide strike.
 
2. There was also near-breakdown of law and order in certain parts of the country as a result of the activities of some persons or groups of persons who took advantage of the situation to further their narrow interests by engaging in acts of intimidation, harassment and outright subversion of the Nigerian state. I express my sympathy to those who were adversely affected by the protests.

3. At the inception of the deregulation policy, Government had set up the Justice Alfa Belgore Committee to liaise with Labour and other stakeholders to address likely grey areas in the policy, but despite all our efforts, Labour refused the option of dialogue and also disobeyed a restraining order of the National Industrial Court of Nigeria.(Trying to make Labour look good as in dem try to force GEJ hand but na him just wan help us...)  but to me, na part of the script..
 

4.However, following the intervention of the Leadership of the National Assembly, and other well-meaning Nigerians, Labour accepted to meet with government, but this yielded no tangible result.
 
 
5.It has become clear to government and all well-meaning Nigerians that other interests beyond the implementation of the deregulation policy have hijacked the protest. This has prevented an objective assessment and consideration of all the contending issues for which dialogue was initiated by government. These same interests seek to promote discord, anarchy, and insecurity to the detriment of public peace.
 
6.Government appreciates that the implementation of the deregulation policy would cause initial hardships and commends Nigerians who have put forth suggestions and credible alternatives in this regard. Government also salutes Nigerians who by and large, conducted themselves peacefully while expressing their grievances. Let me assure you that government will continue to respect the people's right to express themselves within the confines of the law and in accordance with the dictates of our democratic space.
 
7. Government will continue to pursue full deregulation of the downstream petroleum sector. However, given the hardships being suffered by Nigerians, and after due consideration and consultations with state governors(NOTE) and the leadership of the National Assembly(ALSO NOTE), government has approved the reduction of the pump price of petrol to N97 per litre. The Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA) has been directed to ensure compliance with this new pump price.
 
8. Government is working hard to reduce recurrent expenditure in line with current realities and to cut down on the cost of governance. In the meantime, government has commenced the implementation of the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment projects: including the Federal Government- assisted mass transit programme which is already in place, and job creation for the youth. 
 
9.Furthermore, the legal and regulatory regime for the petroleum industry will be reviewed to address accountability issues and current lapses in the Industry. In this regard, the Petroleum Industry Bill will be given accelerated attention. The report of the forensic audit carried out on the NNPC is being studied with a view to implementing the recommendations and sanctioning proven acts of corruption in the industry.
 
10.Let me assure Nigerians that this administration is irrevocably committed to tackling corruption in the petroleum industry as well as other sectors of the economy. Consequently, all those found to have contributed one way or the other to the economic adversity of the country will be dealt with in accordance with the law.
 
11. My dear compatriots, I urge you to show understanding for the imperatives of the adjustment in the pump price of petrol and give government your full support to ensure its successful implementation. I further appeal to Nigerians to go back to work and go about their normal duties as government has made adequate arrangements for the protection of life and property throughout the federation.
 
12.Government will not condone brazen acts of criminality and subversion. As President, I have sworn to uphold the unity, peace and order of the Nigerian State and by the grace of God, I intend to fully and effectively discharge that responsibility.  Let me add that we are desirous of further engagements with Labour. I urge our Labour leaders to call off their strike, and go back to work.
 
13.Nigeria belongs to all of us and we must collectively safeguard its unity.
 
14.Thank you. God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN, GCFR
President,
Federal Republic of Nigeria

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Questions For Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, Ph.D by Peter Oshun

THIS IS A GUEST POST BY ONE OF MY WEIRD AND ALIEN FRIENDS, MR. PETER OSHUN.. REMEMBER THE NAME AND WHERE YOU SAW IT FIRST.....

The more I consider the unenviable position of President Goodluck Jonathan in this fuel subsidy crisis, the more I am reminded of Zulu Sofola's play, King Emene: Tragedy of a Rebellion. The play itself resembles closely Ola Rotimi's The Gods are not to Blame  in that most of the dramatic tension is provided by the awareness that there is a cancer at the heart of the throne, and the drive by the dramatis personae to locate that cancer before disaster overtakes the realm. The trouble of course is that, the closer the investigators get to locating the ticking time-bomb, the more obvious it is that the king, the embodiment of the soul of the kingdom, is inextricably bound up in the roots of the problem, to the point of culpability. King Odewale, in The Gods are not to Blame, has killed his father in error and married his mother unknowingly, fulfilling the chilling prediction of the oracle at his birth. In King Emene's case, his mother had cleared the way to his accession by poisoning his half-brother, incurring the implacable wrath of the gods in the process. Both rulers acquire their tragic essence by aspiring to solve the visible problems in their line of sight without recognising that their lack of courage to look inwards and identify themselves as the true problem constitutes their fatal flaw.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

THE EMPEROR ROARS BACK SHEEPISHLY! 25% KO,50% NI!

NATIONAL BROADCAST BY PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN, GCFR, ON THE DEREGULATION OF THE DOWNSTREAM PETROLEUM SECTOR SATURDAY, JANUARY 7, 2012

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Dear Compatriots,

A week ago, I had cause to address Nigerians on the security challenges we are facing in parts of the country, which necessitated the declaration of a state of emergency in 15 Local Government Areas in four states of the Federation. That course of action attracted widespread support and a demonstration of understanding. With that declaration, government had again signaled its intention to combat terrorism with renewed vigour and to assure every Nigerian of safety.


The support that we have received in the fight against terrorism from concerned Nigerians at home and abroad has been remarkable. We believe that it is with such continued support that progress can be made on national issues. Let me express my heartfelt appreciation to everyone who has expressed a commitment to support us as we strive to improve on the country’s security situation, and build a stronger foundation for the future. The recent mindless acts of violence in Gombe, Potiskum, Jimeta-Yola and Mubi are unfortunate. I urge all Nigerians to eschew bitterness and acrimony and live together in harmony and peace. Wherever there is any threat to public peace, our security agencies will enforce the law, without fear or favour.

This evening, I address you, again, with much concern over an issue that borders on the national economy, the oil industry and national progress. As part of our efforts to transform the economy and guarantee prosperity for all Nigerians, Government, a few days ago, announced further deregulation of the downstream petroleum sector. The immediate effect of this has been the removal of the subsidy on petrol.

Since the announcement, there have been mixed reactions to the policy. Let me seize this opportunity to assure all Nigerians that I feel the pain that you all feel. I personally feel pained to see the sharp increase in transport fares and the prices of goods and services. I share the anguish of all persons who had travelled out of their stations, who had to pay more on the return leg of their journeys.

If I were not here to lead the process of national renewal, if I were in your shoes at this moment, I probably would have reacted in the same manner as some of our compatriots, or hold the same critical views about government. But I need to use this opportunity as your President to address Nigerians on the realities on the ground, and why we chose to act as we did. I know that these are not easy times. But tough choices have to be made to safeguard the economy and our collective survival as a nation.

My fellow Nigerians, the truth is that we are all faced with two basic choices with regard to the management of the downstream petroleum sector: either we deregulate and survive economically, or we continue with a subsidy regime that will continue to undermine our economy and potential for growth, and face serious consequences.

As you all know, the subject of deregulation is not new, we have been grappling with it for more than two decades. Previous administrations tinkered with the pump price of petroleum products, and were unable to effect complete deregulation of the downstream sector. This approach has not worked. If it did, we would not be here talking about deregulation today. I understand fully well that deregulation is not a magic formula that will address every economic challenge, but it provides a good entry point for transforming the economy, and for ensuring transparency and competitiveness in the oil industry, which is the mainstay of our economy.

As a President, elected and supported by ordinary Nigerians, and the vast majority of our people, I have a duty to bring up policies and programmes that will grow the economy and bring about greater benefits for the people. Let me assure you that as your President, I have no intention to inflict pain on Nigerians.


The deregulation of the petroleum sector is a necessary step that we had to take. Should we continue to do things the same way, and face more serious economic challenges? Or deregulate, endure the initial discomfort and reap better benefits later? I want to assure every Nigerian that whatever pain you may feel at the moment, will be temporary.

The interest of the ordinary people of this country will always remain topmost in my priorities as a leader. I remain passionately committed to achieving significant and enduring improvements in our economy that will lead to sustained improvement in the lives of our people.


I am determined to leave behind a better Nigeria, that we all can be proud of. To do so, I must make sure that we have the resources and the means to grow our economy to be resilient, and to sustain improved livelihood for our people. We must act in the public interest, no matter how tough, for the pains of today cannot be compared to the benefits of tomorrow. On assumption of office as President, I swore to an oath to always act in the best interest of the people. I remain faithful to that undertaking.

To save Nigeria, we must all be prepared to make sacrifices. On the part of Government, we are taking several measures aimed at cutting the size and cost of governance, including on-going and continuous effort to reduce the size of our recurrent expenditure and increase capital spending. In this regard, I have directed that overseas travels by all political office holders, including the President, should be reduced to the barest minimum. The size of delegations on foreign trips will also be drastically reduced; only trips that are absolutely necessary will be approved.

For the year 2012, the basic salaries of all political office holders in the Executive arm of government will be reduced by 25%. Government is also currently reviewing the number of committees, commissions and parastatals with overlapping responsibilities. The Report on this will be submitted shortly and the recommendations will be promptly implemented. In the meantime, all Ministries, Departments and Agencies must reduce their overhead expenses.


We are all greatly concerned about the issue of corruption. The deregulation policy is the strongest measure to tackle this challenge in the downstream sector. In addition, government is taking other steps to further sanitize the oil industry.

To ensure that the funds from petroleum subsidy removal are spent prudently on projects that will build a greater Nigeria, I have established a committee to oversee the implementation of the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme. I sincerely believe that the reinvestment of the petroleum subsidy funds, to ensure improvement in national infrastructure, power supply, transportation, irrigation and agriculture, education, healthcare, and other social services, is in the best interest of our people.

Fellow Nigerians, I know that the removal of the petroleum subsidy imposes an initial burden on our people, especially the rising cost of transportation. Government will be vigilant and act decisively to curb the excesses of those that want to exploit the current situation for selfish gains. I plead for the understanding of all Nigerians. I appeal to our youth not to allow mischief-makers to exploit present circumstances to mislead or incite them to disturb public peace.

To address the immediate challenges that have been identified, I have directed all Ministries, Departments and Agencies of government to embark immediately on all projects which have been designed to cushion the impact of the subsidy removal in the short, medium and long-term, as outlined in the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme Document.

Tomorrow, 8th January, I will formally launch a robust mass transit intervention programme to bring down the cost of transportation across the country. The programme will be implemented in partnership with state and local governments, labour unions, transport owners, and banking institutions, and supported with the provision of funding at zero interest rate as well as import duty waiver on all needed parts for locally-made mass transit vehicles, which will create additional jobs in the economy.

We will keep these incentives in place for as long as it takes. I want to assure you that Government will not rest until we bring down the cost of transportation for our people. Let me thank the transporters’ associations that have agreed to reduce transport fares. I have directed the Minister of Labour and Productivity to work with these associations to come up with a sustainable plan to guarantee this within the shortest possible time.

In addition, I have ordered the mobilization of contractors for the full rehabilitation of the Port Harcourt –Maiduguri Railway Line and the completion of the Lagos-Kano Railway Line. I have also directed the immediate commencement of a Public Works programme that will engage the services of about 10, 000 youths in every state of the Federation and the Federal Capital Territory. This will create an additional 370, 000 jobs.

Government has taken these decisions in the best interest of our economy, so that we not only have benefits today, but to ensure that we bequeath even greater benefits to our children and grandchildren.

Let me assure Nigerians that every possible effort will be made to ensure that we march forward, with a collective resolve to build a Nigeria that can generate greater economic growth, create and sustain new jobs, and secure the future of our children.

This Administration will aggressively implement its programme to reposition and strengthen our economy, while paying adequate attention to the immediate needs of our citizens.

I assure you all that we will work towards achieving full domestic refining of petroleum products with the attendant benefits.


As I ask for the full understanding of all Nigerians, I also promise that I will keep my word.

Thank you. May God bless you; and may God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, GCFR

President

Federal Republic of Nigeria

January 7, 2012

GEJ Presidential Palace Subsidy must end. Nigerian Bloggers Protest

I am currently convalescing from massive drainage of savings consummated by men and women in white coats who give orders to mostly, females in white dresses to stick or plunge into one's body certain substances that are designed to guarantee 100% body functionality. You still have not gotten it???????????? Then you know how some people who attend a certain church feel. OK, i am "strong" as the evangelicals would say, so i have been advised to go easy on the thought process and  be on bed rest since hence my seemingly late posting on this trending topic in Nigeria.

Anyways, thats beside the point! I am posting this article by a good friend( thank you, Kehinde Okelade) as my own contribution to the Nigerian Bloggers Protest Week. It was culled from( you guess right) Facebook and the only reason i am posting it is that it sufficiently and succinctly puts my thoughts on this fuel subsidy palaver on the table. See below table for part of the 2012 Nigerian budget and we can not afford subsidy?/ I know i have promised not to say anything about Jo-lantern but this goes beyond one man as this is Nigeria, our country and we do not want a Nigerian spring or harmattan or whateveryoumaycallit....
39 million dollars for the President's office only? What the Eff? No wonder everybody including me wants to be the President of Nigeria.. I wonder how much for printing of SECURITY DOCUMENTS, if non security documentation will amount to almost a $1million. What is the difference between this non secured docs and stationeries(sic, not mine) $2million for stationery????????? Furniture maintenance, $356,0000??? How?


Wednesday, January 4, 2012

A GREAT WAY TO BEGIN 2012 PART 2 (WORLD EXCLUSIVE PICTURES FROM AMUWO ODOFIN MUSIC FESTIVAL 2012) LONG TITLE, LONG POST

The future of Nigeria is assured. I was at  a show organised by Amuwo Odofin Local Government and i must tell you this, the pictures you are about to see did not come easy. Paparazzi de try o. Ol boy, dem beat   push me but the show must go on... I took about 300 pictures but will be posting only a few(others to come in future posts).


          My boy, Lat-Mo doing his thing live on stage.



A cross section of the massive crowd that turned up.
The massive stage used. I apologise for the picture. It was taken from my skycopter so that i could get a bigger view of the stage. Apparently my selected view point was too far. Talk of overkill...Lol!
The above picture is a representation of the massive crowd was but the people were scattered all over the venue until

A GREAT WAY TO BEGIN 2012

Happy New Year....

I'm sure the title of this first post for 2012 speaks for itself......

Saturday, December 31, 2011

No More Mr. Nice Guy

Hi Y'all,

Good to know you made it through all the hullabaloo of 2011 including but not limited to BH, The Jonathan Family comedy show, fuel subsidy, April elections and all it's attendant crises, killer phone calls, ISP downtimes, bleak Xmases, retrograde governmental policies like Lekki tolls, Lagos Ibadan PPP ish, Benin-Ore  Express Road to Heaven/Hell(if you believe the Holy Book), Sovereign Wealth Fund( Nigeria's own trust fund but for who, You and I or for them), winch for Jesus, Super Eagles's not playing Nations Cup, ABSU rape, LASU rape etc.

But 2011 was not so bad personally and collectively. For instance, we all now know we( I did not vote but i did not voice out my reservations loud enough, maybe the youths will not have fallen for the " I am voting Jona not PDP scam) voted in a LAMEDUCK to be our thief chief security officer. We also now know that if a Man of God says you will die, then you go die unless you go and beg him asap. For me personally, 2011 was a watershed. It was the year i finally said good riddance to the salary trap and crap. While it was particularly difficult financially, i go into 2012 knowing fully that my future is in my hands, literally! I also had time to work on myself thereby becoming a better person for my significant other(being single is a gift, not a curse, use your single-hood well) as well as for myself.

With all the drama and whatyoumaycallit that 2011 brought, we saw it through..... I met so many interesting people during the course of the year whether in reality or cyberlity and i am indeed hopeful that N I G E R I A S H A L L B E G R E A T again whether the comedians above or the FEE DEE FEE likes it or not. BH or No BH, there shall not be a Nigerian spring as being postulated in certain quarters as the religious fault line BH is trying to explode shall not come to pass for the simple reasons given by the late sage, Fela Anikulapo-Kuti in the late 70s. If you don't know, better ask somebody"hint" Nobody wants to die

Watch this hilarious clip from Sahara Reporters while i settle down to what promises to be a Saturday morning staple in years to come, fresh ijebu garri soaked in ice cold water with milk and akara or moin-moin. See you all in 2012.


P.s. The title of this post is just to reflect on my 2012 state of mind regarding this blog. If you like nice guys, sorry, you are on a long thing.
P.P.S. watch the video especially at 2:00 -3: 00, absolutely hilarious. had me in stitches.  
p.p.s.s MAY THE SOULS OF THE DEARLY DEPARTED ABIDE IN THE ALMIGHTY. YOUR SACRIFICES WILL NOT GO UNNOTICED. REST IN PEACE, YO'ALL!

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Burdens of Living in Nigeria

Dear Mr President,

I have decided not to write anything concerning you and your albatross BH on this page but your recent statement on the last outing of BH has necessitated this post.

Frankly, i did not vote for you as i do not have confidence in you and i still don't as i know for a fact that you are not the Nigerian messiah. But your statement which came almost 10 hours after the outrages in various part of my beloved Nigeria is way too low, even for your usual low standard. The Pope, within 1 hour of news reports, had issued a statement condemning the attacks but rather you went to Church and was shown on National Television dancing and your NTA reported that you felicitated with the bomb victims?????????? WTF, how insensitive can you get?

Sunday, December 25, 2011

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y J E S U S

Merry Xmas and a Prosperous New Year to you all especially Toinlicious, Ginger(www.mak2chi.com), Che( Naija Banker), Dayor, Oroque, UnveilingGold, Jemimma, Miss PweddyFace and the secret readers from all over especially you in Regina, Saskatchewan.

Do all have a merry holidays and remember that even in moderation, you still have to be moderate.

Remember JESUS is the reason for the season and here is a video i found on Youtube that i think is apt.


Enjoy the holidays....

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

2011 Medals by Femi Sowoolu


The below was culled from Facebook and was written by Egbon Femi Sowoolu, veteran broadcaster. I loved the seriousness as well as the wittiness and decided to share here. Do enjoy.

2011 Medals

by Femi Sowoolu on Wednesday, 14 December 2011 at 19:24
What an eventful year. For some, successes; for others better forgotten memories – that’s the way things are. Life usually gives us back exactly what we give it. They call it the mathematical law of existence. Religionists may prefer to call it one of the unwritten laws of God, simply put, give, and ye shall receive (…in equal measure?) No matter how the year is viewed, 2011 was a challenging year for many Nigerians. Some of us have come through it smelling like pink roses, while others stink like the carcass the cat brought in last night – you never quite get rid of the pong. So to round up what may go down as a most defining year in our nation’s history, permit me to amuse you with my 2011 Random Awards! The good, the badt, and the, well…awful!

Saturday, December 17, 2011

More Power to the Yoni!

Why have i decided to post another article about the Yoni or beaver or coochie or whateveryoumaycallit?

Simple; because without the Yoni, there won't be a me or you so you females need to realize that you carry the cradle of life within and maybe then,
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