ITS GENERALLY ACKNOWLEDGED HERE (AT LEAST FOR THOSE WHO EXPECT MORE FROM ME) THAT I AM A COPYWRITER IE. I SABI COPY PASTE... AND YOU ALL KNOW MY FAVORITE PLAGIARIZED SITE.....
YES O, NA MY GUY, MARKUS'S NETWORK..
SO AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE, WE YOUNG legitimate Nigerians(ESSENTIALLY LAS GIDIANS) trying to make ends meet AND WHO RELY ON COMMERCIAL MOTORCYCLES HAVE TO STEP UP OUR GAME..
PERSONALLY, MY DREAM CAR will have to tarry a while i get a Ducati Super Monster as replacement since my favorite bike man can no longer carry out his trade except in the suburbs where he resides. So i was trawling as usual when i came across the below.. It was witty yet it was the frigging truth as this is what Las Gidians have experienced in the past 48 hours.
Shegun Collins wrote on his FB page:
Please permit me to share this for the benefit of my Lagos padiz and families:
"In view of d okada ban combined with fuel shortage in Lagos, let me humbly share a few solution tips here."
10. Please in the absence of none, I implore u to buy shoe protectors. (Replace as the need arises and trust me the need will be very high.)
9. In relation to number 10, carry an extra pair of foot wear. (preferably slippers) in your bag (men inclusive). That bag should also carry the following: a small umbrella, water bottle and small chops to go.
8. Wear casual clothes to work. Change into your official clothes at work. Change back to the casual clothes for the journey back home. You don’t want to look too official while trekking do you.
7. For the ladies, this is the time to smile from ear to ear with that ugly male colleague who drives a car and lives near your residence.(A stitch in time saves long hours trekking)
6. For the guys, buy a car before them tiff your babe O°˚˚˚ .(Don't say I dint warn U̶̲̥̅̊ now)
5. Save the money for your gym membership. You are getting enough exercise already or don't you think so.
4. Start Trekking Groups in your class,church,mosque,office etc. After all it is said that a trek trekked with companion is no trek at all.
3. Learn how to entertain yourself in your own space. Stock up on game consoles, books, magazines, movies etc. Pay that DSTV subscription too.
2. As the crime rate increases due to the okada ban, buy a gun.(A word is enuff for D̶̲̥̅̊ smart)
1. If none of the above works, pack ya bags and go back to your village and fulfill Fashola’s innate dream for Lagos state.
Abeg later. Let me prepare for this morning’s trek.
Eko o ni baje... Ju bayi lo O°˚˚˚ !!!"
YES O, NA MY GUY, MARKUS'S NETWORK..
SO AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE, WE YOUNG legitimate Nigerians(ESSENTIALLY LAS GIDIANS) trying to make ends meet AND WHO RELY ON COMMERCIAL MOTORCYCLES HAVE TO STEP UP OUR GAME..
Shegun Collins wrote on his FB page:
Please permit me to share this for the benefit of my Lagos padiz and families:
"In view of d okada ban combined with fuel shortage in Lagos, let me humbly share a few solution tips here."
10. Please in the absence of none, I implore u to buy shoe protectors. (Replace as the need arises and trust me the need will be very high.)
9. In relation to number 10, carry an extra pair of foot wear. (preferably slippers) in your bag (men inclusive). That bag should also carry the following: a small umbrella, water bottle and small chops to go.
8. Wear casual clothes to work. Change into your official clothes at work. Change back to the casual clothes for the journey back home. You don’t want to look too official while trekking do you.
7. For the ladies, this is the time to smile from ear to ear with that ugly male colleague who drives a car and lives near your residence.(A stitch in time saves long hours trekking)
6. For the guys, buy a car before them tiff your babe O°˚˚˚ .(Don't say I dint warn U̶̲̥̅̊ now)
5. Save the money for your gym membership. You are getting enough exercise already or don't you think so.
4. Start Trekking Groups in your class,church,mosque,office etc. After all it is said that a trek trekked with companion is no trek at all.
3. Learn how to entertain yourself in your own space. Stock up on game consoles, books, magazines, movies etc. Pay that DSTV subscription too.
2. As the crime rate increases due to the okada ban, buy a gun.(A word is enuff for D̶̲̥̅̊ smart)
1. If none of the above works, pack ya bags and go back to your village and fulfill Fashola’s innate dream for Lagos state.
Abeg later. Let me prepare for this morning’s trek.
Eko o ni baje... Ju bayi lo O°˚˚˚ !!!"
Lmaoo. This collins person is something else. People should better start buying power bikes. The one pictured above looks good too ;)
ReplyDeleteLet's see how the ban would work though. Fingers crossed
That is a Ducati Super Monster 888. It costs only about the price of two new cars. A kia Rio and maybe a Hyundai Sorento...
DeleteLoool. Very funny. Since the ban is only for major roads, they should take bus on those major roads, and not trek jooo.
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